hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

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laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

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snpchatting:

some of the outfit choices i made 3/4 years ago haunt me everyday

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14 541 notek

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via hi)

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via hi)

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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