i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

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If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

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"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

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My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

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some of the outfit choices i made 3/4 years ago haunt me everyday

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